Alright, so check this.
[The video comes on to show Dave(sprite) standing in front of a good sized tree stump. He gives it a few kicks to show the audience it isn't rotted through. Then, with more dramatics then necessary, he turns himself into weapon form and plants himself blade-end down into the wood. Excalibur style.
You'll have to forgive him for not actually knowing Excalibur.]
Bet you there's not a single one of you that can make themselves the crowned king of cool by being able to yank me free of this thing.
Though I'm not waiting around all day. And I have the right to decline attempts based on high percentages of lame.
- january 20th - video - noon